Hi everyone! I am looking for tips for a problem I have.
You may be wondering why I have laser eyes.
This is why!!! That little beast of a Rosie is stealing my Daddy’s lap!!!! I need tips on how to offย remove her. Is anyone looking to adopt a sweet kitty? I can ship her anywhere in the US. Just don’t tell my folks ๐
Next week is Mardi Gras so we will be sporting our beads instead of tips.
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OOhhhh this is a tough one, but I’m afraid you will have to learn to get along with her. Look at sweet, handsome Brody. It took some time but eventually there was peace.
We get along fine, I just don’t want her on his lap ๐ XO
Maybe you, as top kitty could be on your Daddy’s chest, out of reach of Rosie, and you can enjoy the warmth of his breath sending loving waves over you…the kitty on the lap can’t feel those…
Or maybe your mommy can pick her up so you have a chance, and Rosie can enjoy your Mommy’s lap. Hmmm…hope you can figure it all out, soon.
There is lots of snow at your place judging by what we can see out the window there…
She wiggles when mom picks her up. She only likes Dad’s lap ๐ XO
Isn’t there enough lap to share?
Maybe ๐
Oh, dear! Penny, isn’t there some way you and Rosie could share your Daddy’s lap. Sort of like a kitty pile with Daddy as an extra kitty (mol)?
I will try to share ๐
My human has a weakness for calico kitties – so don’t tell her you are trying to get rid of Rosie!
Made me smile big.
At least I know she would have a good home, but my folks would feel bad. XO
Oh dear! Rosie looks very content on her daddy’s lap and doesn’t look like she will be getting down any time soon.
She is such a pain. XO
Oh Penny I’m sorry Rosie has discovered your Dad’s lap is a pretty good warm spot – but you can share right? She’s your newest sister and is feeling very at home with all of you. Getting to know laps is part of the adjustment!!
Hugs, Teddy
I will try to share, but I don’t like to. XO
Whenever Frankie gets on my lap, Chris gets on my lap too and then annoys Frankie with love and attention until he leaves. Perhaps you could try that.
Thank you ๐ Good idea.
Penny, you are going to have to get right up on your Daddy… right under his chin! You might have to crawl over Rosie… don’t know how that will go. Penny, you have a conundrum!
I will try ๐ XO
Honey, it really is first come first served…you have to get there first.
I will try. XO
Penny, you need to get to your Daddy’s lap first!! Don’t worry, she’ll get down at some point and then you can get his lap for yourself.
The Florida Furkids
Good point- she will need the litter box or food.
We have two answers. Benny and Ringo say that there is totally enough space for two kitties there. You just have to get there first to find a better spot. Lucy and Sadie say that you just can’t share because it’s impossible.
We will try to share ๐
I don’t think you’re going to get away with shipping her off. I think you need to be quicker to claim dads lap. Just saying.
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Good idea ๐ XO
Penny, appeal to your dad’s sense of fairness! You both can do a sort of timeshare on his lap…
We will try ๐
Well, I suggest you and Rosie set up a schedule time for Daddy’s lap! You can’t just ship her off because that’s not a good-kitty thing to do.
Good idea ๐
Your Mom and Dad wouldn’t be happy if you shipped Rosie off to another home. Sharing is the best thing you can do.
I will try ๐
LOL “I can ship her anywhere in the US”. Well I’m not sure if it’s the best solution ๐ “Sharing” would be good and make your dad happy for sure ๐
I will try. ๐ XO
I hate to tell you, Penny, but you’d need a human accomplish to handle shipping. lol You’re smart, though, and sure to find an amicable workaround. ~grin~ There are some good suggestions in the comments.
MOL! ๐
Oh Penny bless your heart…we have never owned more than one pet at at time so I am probably of no help, except to say good things come to those who wait.
Hugs Cecilia
Thank you ๐ XO
You have to ask payment for rent on that lap, Penny…MOL…I’m sure you don’t want to miss that sweet girl๐ธPawkisses for a Happy Tuesday๐พ๐ฝ๐
Good idea ๐ Thank you ๐ XO
I agree with the lay on Dad’s chest suggestion, that would one up her!
Thank you ๐
i think there may be enough room on that lap for two!!
MOL! ๐
Off her…MOL!!! Have you tried eBay?
Thanks for the idea ๐
Maybe you could share that lap? It looks big enough. ๐
Maybe?? ๐
Penny, I had to share my mom’s lap with my old sis Caroline, but there was an order to things. I was first and closest for pets and kissies.
~Elliott.
I should be first, I have been here longer ๐
Charlee: “Hi Penny! So at the post office they have these things called ‘flat rate boxes’ and the label says ‘if it fits, it ships’. I have also seen those boxes here around our house. So if you can find one of those, leave it out where Rosie can see it, then when she gets insideโwhich she will, because it’s a boxโyou can close her up in it, and then it’ll ship her … Uh, somewhere. I’m not sure where. But I’m planning to do it to Chaplin the next time he decides to bully me, and I’ll definitely let you know where he ends up whenโ”
Chaplin: “Hi Charlee! What are you writing to Penny about?”
Charlee: “Oh just girl stuff.”
Thank you for the advice- one question- how do I get to the post office?
What the … little tramps are invading the homes of all our Moms and Dads! They make themselves at home like they live there. Phht. See, you put out a box and wait for Rosie to jump in it. When she’s in the box, slap the flaps down and tape it well. Then address the box to Timbuctoo. But don’t make the mistake I did … when Smellie wouldn’t jump in the box, I threw my favorite catnip banana in there … then I had second thoughts and I jumped in to get it out because she can’t have my banana … and then she closed ME in the box. We know you like boxes too, Penny. You have to use all your strength and resist the urge to jump in yourself. Unfortunately, my Momma was there taking pictures – you probably read that post. Sisters are tricky! [sigh] ~Bear Cat
Thank you for the advice Bear- I will try that. XO
I take it sharing your dad’s lap is not an option, Penny? If not, then perhaps you could use Eddy’s method of just sitting on top of whoever is in your way. That usually annoy’s Eddy’s victim enough that they move out of her way. And we can’t wait to see you sporting your beads next week!
I will try that- thank you ๐ XO
Penny we felt the same when Einstein first came as a cute cuddly kitten. Now five years later… never mind
Uh-Oh!
Dizzy: I just bite! Put on my (fake) mean face and sometimes growl. I’m very jealous for my Papi! ๐
I will have to try that ๐
HAHA! So cute. Perhaps you can take turns??? xo
Thank you ๐ XO
I think his lap can fit you both!
Maybe. ๐
We agree with the above, Dad’s lap looks big enough for both of you! Sharing is nice, and we bet Dad would like that too. ๐
We don’t see it happening ๐